Conversations at a Cocktail Party 2

Well, Possums, the conversation continues!

At the hair dressers today, I put the question to Amy. She thinks and talks while she spreads colour onto my hair in two tones – Autumn tones. I relax and watch as her mind ticks away. This is a topic she is very comfortable with and has actually thought about before. She replies enthusiastically:

Absolutely, I’d love to have a penis for the day! There are so many things I’ve always wondered about.

But what would you do for the day?

Amy needed no time to think. I’d spend some time masturbating, then I’d like to see what it was like to put it into a girl…

You would do that?

Oh yes! And then I’d like to see what it was like to put it into a guy!

Raucous laughter.

Hey now, no one at the cocktail party thought of that! I suppose you could also find out what it was like to have it done by a guy too. They say that’s supposed to be pretty good.

Well, I’d spend a bit of time exploring that.

Finding the G spot?

Absolutely! Well, you can get these rubber things that suction onto the walls… I’ve got lots of gay friends.

Gee. My mind flashed back to the Borat movie and the image of his souvenir rubber fist, but I’d never heard of the suction idea. So you wouldn’t need any help with that part of it then.

Nup. It just suctions straight onto the wall. Amy mimes backing up to a wall (cheeky grin on her face). I watch her in the mirror in front of me.

Laughter.

Amy walks off to get the second colour tone, comes back and continues:

You know I’ve always wondered what all that fidgeting and adjustment is about. And I’d like to go for a swim in cold water to see if they really shrink. And to see what it was like to wake up with a stiffy. And to find out how much of my thoughts are sort of taken over by it behaving on its own…

Whether they really do have a mind of their own?

Mmmm. And I’d ask someone to kick me in the balls, just to see how much it really did hurt.

Raucous laughter.

And I’d like someone to lick me on the balls because that’s supposed to be nice, you know.

You’d need someone pretty willing to experiment. And you’d need much more than a day to get through everything you want to do.

A brothel?

Hmm. Yeah. A perfect solution! Would you have to explain it when you walked in?

Yeah, you’d walk in and say, I’m on a pretty tight time schedule here. So, can I have you and you and can you please kick me in the balls when we’re done!

Laughter.

And what about men, do you think they’d like to have a vagina for the day?

I think they should all have one for at least a month.

Great idea!

Yeah, and they’d have to have it with lots of pain and clotting so they think they’re about to die.

Raucous laughter.

It should be mandatory.

Absolutely. They’d understand then.

At what age do you think they should be made to go through this?

Eighteen. I think that if both sexes were made to swap for a month at this age then a lot of problems in the world would be avoided.

Silent contemplation.

Yeah, I think you could be right!

Oh yeah!

Both of us nod our heads and contemplate this idea further.

There you go, I’ll just pop the timer on and you can read a mag if you want.

Ta.